Late Night Gossip

Donald Trump comes out and Conan asks him what someone gets him for Christmas. He says his wife is giving him a baby. They talk about his method of firing “the cobra” that Conan uses when he does his imitation. Conan talks about how big the Trump name is and Trump says he even has a clothing brand , he is wearing a Trump tie. He gives the tie to Conan and Conan says “OK, now gimme the watch”. He also talks about Trump University online that you can go to if you want to learn how to get rich.

Emily Mortimer comes out and tells a story about when she was a presenter for an award show and she said it was very awkward. She tells about her son who is two and he has a very foul mouth. She tells a story about one of her first roles which was with Samuel L Jackson. There was a scene where they were nose to nose and staring at each other and she laughed and blew two snot bubbles onto his nose, lol.

Susan Tedeschi is Conan’s musical guest.

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Heidi Klum comes out and starts talking about his hair. Conan congratulates her on her baby boy and she congratulates him also. She asks him if he helps with the baby and he says he does. He says she looks fantastic. She says it’s really hard after you have a baby, she has been working out like crazy and eating right. Her incentive to lose the weight was that she wanted to be in the Victoria Secret Christmas show. They talk about her son, he has five names. They talk about Seal and that he serenaded her during the VS fashion show and the bra and panties she was wearing lit up. They talk about her show, Project Runway, a bit.

Carson Kressley from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is on, he tells Conan he is a vision in plum, lol. Conan asks him if he gets hit on a lot. He says sometimes he thinks he’s being hit on and then the guy will say “My wife loves your show”. He talks about a guy that they made over that was a nudist and he said the dudes penis was very small. They talk about his book You’re Different and That’s Super. Conan asks him why he did it and he said “for the money”.

Jake Shimabukuro is Conan’s musical guest.

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Original Air Date: Sep 16, 2005

Lara Flynn Boyle comes out and tells Conan his hair is very high. He says it gets that way when the pretty ladies come on. Conan asks her if she could change anything about herself what would she change? She said she would have a boob job. Conan says YOU CAN!! They talk about boob jobs a bit. She starts to tell a story about rats and it just goes haywire. She starts just going wild on Conan, as she is telling her story she keeps dogging Conan and finally she says “You ruined it!”, then she won’t talk anymore. It was HILARIOUS!

Steven Schirripa comes out and says if he and Lara Flynn Boyle walk down the street together they would look like the number 10, lol. Conan asks him why the Sopranos takes so long between seasons. He says the writers are artists and it takes them a long time to do their art. He says it’s like trying to rush Picasso. He talks about his book a little (it’s a childrens book). He says that some of the things in the book are drawn from his own childhood experiences. For example, they would order two pizzas on the same street and when the delivery guy was delivering the first, they would steal the other one out of the car.

the New Pornographers are Conan’s musical guest.

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Tina Fey comes out and Conan congratulates her on her new baby girl and she congratulates him on his new baby boy. She talks about going into labor and being in the back of the cab on all fours moaning. She said she wishes that was the first time she had been like that in the back of the cab. She tells about her baby journal and that she is obsessive about it. She shows a picture of her baby, it was a stick figure drawing. She talks about how great it is to be back to work.

William Moseley from The Chronicles of Narnia comes out and says how shocked he is about the Christmas trees and decorations in the States. It is the first time he has been here and it seems like each person is trying to outdo the next with the decorations. He talks about how weird it was when he was in new Zealand filming the movie it was the first time he had ever been away from his family. He said he went to the pub every night. They talk about the video game from the movie he said his brother has tried it and has killed him several thousand times, lol.

James Blunt is Conan’s musical guest.

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Luke Wilson comes out and they talk about him having moved to the city. He said make sure when you move to a place in the city make sure you visit in the day, evening and the middle of the night because his place turns into a tranny heaven at night. They talk about him working with Uma Thurman and how beautiful she is…and very nice too! He says he hates shooting love scenes because there are so many people around it’s very uncomfortable. When the director is hollering at you to move more it’s difficult to get in the mood.

Jack Klugman comes out and Conan tells him about how he used to watch The Odd Couple when he was a kid. They talk about his throat cancer and how Tony Randall was there for him the whole time. He said that in the beginning the network executives were concerned that people would think they were gay in The Odd Couple because they were two men living together so they created that beginning where Felix was thrown out by his wife. He said nowadays you can’t have a successful comedy unless there’s a gay person in it.

Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson - the Ghosthunters are plumbers who hunt for paranormal experiences. Most iunquiries that they get are false. One lady felt that she hwas being watched all the time and when they searched the house they found a huge stash of marijuana, lol. They talk about different kinds of haunts. They try to confront the spirits so that they can catch it on camera. They said that most people who call them really believe they have something paranormal in their house.

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Lindsay Lohan comes out wearing a tiny black dress. Conan tells her he thinks she has turned on redheads because she has colored her hair brunette. They talk about changing hair color. He asks about Jared Ledo and how the tabloids are saying that she is dating him. She refuses to comment. She tells a story about how she used to sing to her dolls when she was little.

Colin Hanks is on to promote his movie King Kong. This film was directed by Peter Jackson (Lord of The Rings). He says he is very happy that he won’t have the kind of fandom that the guys that played the Hobbits on LOTR. They talk about the special effects in the film and how great they are. He says how much he loves New Zealand. He says when you are traveling the greatest thing to do is watch the Simpsons in any language.

Coldplay is Conan’s musical guest.

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Adrien Brody is on to promote King Kong. They talk about the movie a bit and Conan asks if he has become famous among the “geek” crowd because Peter Jackson directed the movie. He said he went to Ikea the day after he won the Oscar and nobody recognized him, lol. They talk about doing interviews in Europe and how serious the interviewers are. He talks about cars and says he is tricking out a Corvette right now.

Anthony Anderson comes out and they talk about his mother. She is the champion singles and doubles domino champion of Compton, CA. He tells about the language of Dominoes, lol. He says he hurt his leg when he was young and it has recently started bothering him. He went to a holistic doctor and he got a perscription for medicinal marijuana.

Patti Smith is Conan’s musical guest.

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Original Air Date: July 22, 2005

Tim Robbins talks about traveling to Germany for Live 8 where he introduced Green Day. He talks a bit about Germany and what it was like there. He took his son on a big European tour he said it was a very fast experience. He went to Sweden’s Ice Bar where, apparently, you can only be inside for 30 minutes. He said he got there 15 minutes late for his reservation and they didn’t want to let him in. He finally talked them into letting him in and he got one drink and they wouldn’t give him another and made him leave, lol.

Isla Fisher comes on and they talk about having red hair, she calls Conan a “gingernut”, lol. She says when she was young she used to get attacked by magpies because of her hair color. They talk about her being in a movie with Vince Vaughn and how tall he is and she is very small. She says people like to pat her on the head a lot and lift her up. They talk about her going to Clown school. She learned physical comedy and juggling, she says clown college a very serious thing.

Common is Conan’s musical guest.

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Giselle Bundchen comes out wearing this beautiful off-white dress. Conan asks about her calling in advance to make sure they have the cookies in her dressing room. She said she loves the cookies, that’s why she comes on the show. She tells a story about how a fan of hers came running up to her when she was getting out of her limo and ripped his shirt off and he had a picture of her tattooed on his chest! She says she is very boring, not into partying or anything that other girls her age do. She’s a workaholic, gets up early for work, works all day and goes to bed. She talks about how different people are in Brazil, much more comfortable in their skin. Not as uptight about nudity as we are in the US.

Dane Cook comes out wearing fatigues a tshirt and a baseball hat. He looks like a bum. They talk about how he is from Massachusetts and doesn’t have an accent. He says he is the only person in his family that has no accent. They talk about him hosting Saturday Night Live and how it’s been a big dream of his since he was a kid.

the White Stripes are Conan’s musical guest.

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Alan Alda from the West Wing is on. He talks about his father who was a singer in a Burlesque show (called a “titsinger”) and how he grew up watching the shows. He tells a story about when he was in Chile and had an intestinal block and the doctor told him he had to remove part of his intestine.

Billy Joel is on and Conan talks about how his music is everywhere and he can’t get away from it. He tells about a trip he took to Italy and went into a restaurant where they were playing opera and he went in thinking it was gonna be great. One of the waiters recognized him and next thing he knew they were playing I Love You Just The Way You Are. Conan asks him about a lot of songs he wrote that had Catholic things in them so he always thought Billy Joel was Catholic and it was weird when he found out he was Jewish. He told a story about when he went to church with his friends and went to confession and he told the priest all these lies, lol. Billy Joel is also Conan’s musical guest.

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