Late Night Gossip

Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir
Tue Mar 28, 4:23 PM ET

Britney Spears will soon be giving birth again in Brooklyn, as a sexy sculpture that has drawn thousands of hate e-mails.

“This is a new take on pro-life. Pro-lifers normally promote bloody images of abortion. This is the image of birth,” Daniel Edwards said of his work, to be unveiled at a Brooklyn gallery in April, months after Edwards’ sculpture of Ted Williams severed head stirred up an artistic storm…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: This statue is just horrible. It would be one thing if he had Britney’s permission to do it, but it’s just his “idea” of what she looks like. Using her name is just a publicity stunt. I think Britney should sue him for unauthorized use of her name.

Johansson Tops FHM’s ‘Sexiest Women’ Poll
NEW YORK -
Scarlett Johansson tops a lovely list of the “100 Sexiest Women in the World,” in a poll of readers by FHM magazine.
“One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy,” the 21-year-old actress, star of “Match Point” and “Lost in Translation,” said in a statement. “I’d like to thank FHM’s readers for the huge compliment.”…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: Wow, I really like Scarlett Johansson and I’m glad she made the list. I think she’s really hot and definitely deserves the spot! The rest of the list:

2) Angelina Jolie
3) Jessica Alba
4) Jessica Simpson
5) Keira Knightley
6) Halle Berry
7) Jenny McCarthy
Maria Sharapova
9) Carmen Electra
10) Teri Hatcher

Lohan the One for WONDER WOMAN?
Thursday March 23 10:45 AM ET
Although no talks have even begun, Lindsay Lohan thinks playing the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature would be “cool.”
By Mark Umbach, FilmStew.com
Everybody is wondering which woman will be Wonder Woman. If it were up to starlet Lindsay Lohan, she says she’d take the pilot’s seat in the invisible jet in a heartbeat. Buffy the Vampire Slayer vet Joss Whedon is currently developing a feature film based on the comic book superheroine for Warner Bros. Pictures…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have nearly the stature of Lynda Carter, nor could she fill out that costume in quite the same way! Of course, between now and then there are many options, hahaha. With Joss Whedon developing the film, it could go either way. BTVS and Angel were great, but Serenity…not so good. Maybe he should stick to TV??

Pamela Anderson Buys Las Vegas Condo Unit
Mon Mar 20, 7:20 PM ET

Pamela Anderson has bought a condo at a $1 billion luxury high-rise under construction just west of the Las Vegas Strip, its developer said Monday…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: Woohoo! Pam Anderson in Vegas with all the stripper poles! I’ll bet a lot of men are going to be in for some unscheduled treats…this can’t possibly be a bad thing.

Lorraine Bracco from The Sopranos comes out and they talk about the show a bit. Conan says he got an advance copy of this Sundays show but he didn’t want to watch it because he wanted to see it with everyone else. She says she hates wearing pantyhose and they make her wear them on the show.

They talk about her wine label. Conan says it must be fun to have a wine label because you get to taste wine a lot. They drink a little bit of her wine. Conan says it tastes very good and now that he’s mentioned it on the air he thinks a few cases would be appropriate, lol.

Steve Harvey comes out wearing this huge hat. He says it’s pimpin. They talk about clothes and he tells Conan he can wear anything because he’s tall. They talk about St. Patrick’s Day and he says it’s not really his thing, black people don’t really celebrate this day. They talk about him being friends with Michael Jackson and he says he made Michael go to church with him. He says he went to church looking like Captain Crunch.

Jaheim is Conan’s musical guest.

Megan Mullally comes out and they talk about Will and Grace ending and what it’s like. She said it’s unheard of for an actress to have a job that lasts that long. She talks about how she had no money and she could barely pay her rent. She says she’s from Oklahoma and she used to come out to LA for vacations with her family. She went to a taping of the Bob Newhart show when she was about 11 and Will and Grace is filming in that same studio now.

Kevin Brauch comes out and they talk about how he got his job on The Thirsty Traveler. He says, they made me an offer, you can go around the world and we will pay for it and you get to drink. He said OK! He shows this drink from Taiwan called Snake Ball Liquor. It looks like little larvae in water. They talk about what drinks made him sick and what are weird foods.

Busta Rhymes is Jay’s musical guest.

Britney’s Lawsuit Soldiers On
Fri Mar 17, 9:42 AM ET

In the case of Britney Spears’ alleged sex tape, a Beverly Hills judge wants to see more.

More information, that is, before she rules on whether to dismiss the pop star’s $20 million libel suit against Us Weekly, calling it “a very close case,” Los Angeles City News Service reported Thursday…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: Is there a sex tape? OF COURSE there is. K-Fed is no fool. Not only is a sex tape insurance, but if the day ever comes that he is ex-Mr. Spears, he will be able to make a fortune with that tape.

Was there a viewing party with the lawyers and such? Probably not. She may have told the lawyers about the sex tape but I don’t think she would show it to them.

Amanda Peet comes out and Conan congratulates her on getting engaged and she shows her huge engagement ring. She met him on a blind date and he was wearing leather pants. They go off on a leather pants tangent and she says NO man can pull off wearing leather pants. Conan starts naming guys and she just keeps saying NO. She talks about how jealous she is. Then Conan asks her why her nickname is “Barnacle”, she says it is because she is so clingy.

Bradley Cooper comes out to promote Failure To Launch. I LOVE HIM IN ALIAS!! Conan asks him what it’s like to be in a movie with “the sexiest man alive”? He says it’s like being Goose in Top Gun.

Jessica Simpson Passes on GOP Fundraiser
03/16/2006 3:25 PM, AP

Jessica Simpson loves President Bush. She’s just not a big fan of Republican fundraisers. The Hollywood starlet and tabloid cover girl was in Congress on Thursday to lobby for Operation Smile, a nonprofit organization that provides reconstructive surgery to children with facial deformities. Everyone was asking, however, why she turned down an invitation to attend a Republican fundraiser with Washington’s top star, the president…full story

>>>>My Thoughts: Come on Jessica this is the President Of The United States. I know he’s not that popular right now, but let’s be realistic. This is the most powerful man on the planet and he wants to meet you. Shouldn’t you MAKE the time? Your flash may not last very much longer and that might be a good picture to have on your wall!

Jodie Foster is on promote her movie Inside Man. They talk about skiing and she says her son who is 4 skis in a straight line and always aims at people so that they will stop them. They show a clip of her from The Partridge Family when she was about 10. She was SO CUTE. She says she got to kiss Danny Bonaduce and she’s been living it down ever since, lol. They talk about her being Irish and she does a little jig. Jay asks her when was the last time she was really loaded. She says the first day of her last movie junket.

They talk about shopping and she says she loves to shop at Target and Costco for “stuff” but she hates shopping for clothes. She says she’s always wearing “sports attire” and she rarely dresses up.

Sean Astin from 24 comes out and they talk about how his Dad knows her from filming Freaky Friday. She says she met him when he was very young on “Ambrosia Day” on the set. He talks about being a child actor and the first thing he was in was an after-school movie with his mother. He talks about getting killed on 24 and how they let you know that you’re going to die. He says it’s basically you get the script and find out, lol. Then they talk about acting “death” and what it’s like to film the scene.

Herb Alpert with Ozomatli are Jay’s musical guests.