Late Night Gossip

Terry Bradshaw comes out and dogs Jay for calling him stupid. Then he tells a story about a bad week he had, he was trying to buy a plane and a house and both of the deals fell through. The house burned down. He said he’s just had a string of bad luck, he can’t even get a date. Jay says Awwwww and Terry says if Jay wasn’t rich his wife would’ve left him a long time ago. Jay shows a picture of a much younger Terry Bradshaw singing. Terry says “Aw man, I hate you”. Jay asks him about the street he has named after him, it’s Terry Bradshaw Passway in Shreveport, LA. They throw a few jokes back and forth, Terry is a pretty funny guy.

Dame Edna comes out with purple hair and wearing a green and gold dress. She gives Kevin Eubanks a stocking with a Koala Bear in it. She asks Jay guess what inspired this dress. She said it’s a Christmas shrub. She said if Terry Bradshaw plays his cards right there will be a little present under it for him. She tells him to attract women he needs to stop jumping around so much, he wiggles to much. She talks about her anniversary, it’s been 50 years since she’s been on the stage.

Blind Boys of Alabama are Jay’s musical guest.

Tea Leoni comes out wearing a skin tight purple dress…YOWZA!! Conan talks about how cut her arms are, she looks strong. They talk about kids and how much smarter boys are than girls. Conan says he takes his daughter to the playground and the girls are so sophisticated and the boys are like cavemen. They talk about the movie Fun With Dick and Jane. She says she tore the cartilage in her shoulder while she was doing a prat fall so she hopes the movie is a hit and she can sue Sony.

Patton Oswalt comes out and talks about his wedding. He says his wedding planner was so gay and he put together the best wedding ever. Conan asks him if he is going to have kids. He says no, they are going to have a pretend kid named “Ten Hours Sleep A Night”, lol.

Doris Kearns Goodwin comes out and talks about her book about Abraham Lincoln. She tells about how he became the great man that he is now. She says that in researching him she actually became enthralled with him. She said he was the one President that was actually a good man and a great President.

Julie Scardina and Christmas animals ar on, first animal she brings out is a red kangaroo and a white baby kangaroo, one of about ten in the world. Next she brings out two baby warthogs and Jay feeds them with a bottle. Then she brings out a baby bison and the warthogs start running around, the bison starts trying to kick them so she separates them. The bison runs out of milk and steps on Jay’s foot. They cut to commercial so they can get everything under control. When they come back she has a Macaroni chick penguin. Jay feeds him some sardines and he is chirping like crazy. Next they bring out a couple of arctic foxes. She puts them in a box full of snow and they start digging all the snow out of the box. Next are a couple of otters. They start playing in a couple of boxes, they open them right up and start playing with the stuff inside them. The last thing she brings out is a reindeer with a huge rack.

Greg Kinnear comes out and talks about his dogs and how he plays Frisbee with the “softbite” Frisbee. He talks about shooting the Matador in Mexico City. They went on a hot air balloon ride and had trouble landing, he said it was a horrifying experience for him.

MercyMe is Jay’s musical guest.

Jim Carrey comes out and tells Conan how he is doing his string dance that he does all wrong because he is cutting the string from below. Conan defends himself by saying that he is actually cutting the string between his hand and his hip. Jim Carrey bows to the master of physical comedy, lol. They do a little King Kong skit where Jim Carrey ends up beating up King KOng and then he and Kong make out with the Brokeback Cowboys, lol.
Isaac Hayes is Conan’s musical guest.

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Wanda Sykes comes out and talks about going home for Christmas. She said she always gives cash for Christmas because nobody ever returns cash, or says that cash is to tight. She talks about the President making all of his speeches lately because his numbers are in the toilet. She says she was asked to join a protest group Breasts not Bombs but she’s glad she didn’t because they were recently arrested for exposing themselves.

Carson Daly comes out and talks about how professional it is on the Tonight Show as opposed to his show. They talk about Christmas with his family. Jay asks him if he has ever booked a girl on his show because he wanted to meet her. He said twice, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid. They talk about the tattoo that he got with JLH’s name. He said he had it tattooed over after they broke up. He shows it and now it’s a lobster claw coming out of a pocketknife. Very ugly, lol.

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy is Jay’s musical guest.

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Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2005

Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl comes out and Conan asks him about his mustache. He says he is in competition with Magnum PI for best TV mustache ever. He says it’s weird, he’s not used to it he forgets he has it and when he wakes up in the morning he looks in the mirror and sees an eighties porn star. They talk about how he gained weight and he said it wasn’t for the role, he just likes apple fritters. They talk about how food on sets is always the fattiest food ever.

Harland Williams is a comedian, he comes out and says he just wants to clear up that he is not related to the Williams sisters. He tells a whole bunch of jokes, I don’t think he’s all that funny.

Jimeoin does a standup routine.

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Pamela Anderson comes out wearing a little tiny red velvet Santa Claus skirt. She brought presents for everyone. For Jay, she tore up the restraining order she took out on him, a grey hat with a black stripe and a fake hand. For John Melendez she brought a stool to make him taller and more copies of her Playboy issues because she heard he wore the old ones out. For Kevin Eubanks she brought a “We used to be #1″ giant foam finger because he’s a Philadelphia fan. She also brought him a watering can and a box of Miracle Grow because she heard he likes to grow plants. Jay asks he how many Margarita’s she’s had and she says Two, one for each…and she points to her boobs. They talk about going snowboarding and she says she’s not very good at it but she’s got the outfit for it. They talk about her pole dance video that she made for Elton John’s TV special. It was cut out of the special but Jay shows it. I don’t know why it was cut, it’s not bad at all. They cut to commercial and Jay says “Pamela Anderson now on her THIRD Margarita!”.

Brian Setzer Orchestra is Jay’s musical guest.

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Barbara Walters comes out and they talk about how many World Leaders she has met. Conan says she has gotten a Christmas card from every president since Richard Nixon. She says every year except this one. She said she was very hurt that she did not receive one this year. They talk about her special a little bit. It’s about the belief in Heaven, what it is and does it exist.

Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live comes out and they talk about his Al Pacino impression. He does the impression that he did for his SNL interview. He’s really got the voice down. He talks about what it was like to work for Arnold Schwartzenegger. He’s a huge chess player and would constantly be stopping people on the set and having them play chess with him.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is Conan’s musical guest.

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Zach Braff comes out and does the interview while pretending to be Jennifer Anniston. They talk about her/him dating Vince Vaughn and being on the cover of GQ. He talks about how cool it was to do the voice of Chicken Little. He says he wants to buy a motorcycle because he wants the assless chaps that you get when you buy it.

Allen Covert brings out a clip of himself and Jennifer Anniston when they were in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (the TV show). He talks about working with Adam Sandler, he used to open for him and he said he got booed a lot.

Aaron Neville is Jay’s musical guest.

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Jack Black comes out and they talk about how well he does the “scared face” in King Kong. He talks a bit about how he does it. Then he tells about a fake monster that he invented so that he could pretend to be scared on the set. A “shiger”, it is a tiger with the mouth and jaws of a shark. Then he tells about an injury that he got while filming a movie in Mexico. He got a cut on his eyebrow.

Rachel McAdams comes out and Conan says she must be a great actress because she is so nice and yet she played the meanest girl in Mean Girls. They talk about her movie, The Family Stone and working with Sarah Jessica Parker and Diane Keaton.

Charles Ross performs a scene from Star Wars. I am really speechless after watching this. The only word that comes to mind is “Crazy”.

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