Tom Arnold, Kevin Hart and Brian Setzer Orchestra
Posted in Conan O'Brien on November 30th, 2005Conan talks about Finland again tonight, he has another Finnish guest in the audience. Conan says his show is like Beatlemania in Finland. He asks the guy in the audience if that is true and the guys says “Yeah, that’s it” while rolling his eyes, lol. Then he reads some letters. One from a kid that sent him 5 Euros so that he will come to Finland. One that says he hates the US but loves Conan and wants him to come visit. He also got a hat and a drawing of himself in a traditional Finnish woman’s dress.
Tom Arnold (How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years: An Autobiography
Kevin Hart (In The Mix) is on and Conan asks him about how his height has affected his life (he is very short). He says sometimes he thinks that people are thinking something about his height but it’s really in his head. He says he plays the height card like other people play the race card. He talks about dating and how he will never date a woman taller than him because it’s not masculine.
Brian Setzer Orchestra (Boogie Woogie Christmas
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) comes out and she’s excited that Marguerite Perrin is on because she says that she looks calm next to her. She talks about Thanksgiving and having family at the house. She says she thinks that you should not have to spend holidays with your family that way it will really be a holiday. She talks about her son who is 10. Her son brings home 3 hours of homework a night and she gave a sample of what his homework was today. Jay asks if she follows politics. She says that she is terrified because the world is going to end in June 2006 and then makes a few jokes about the world ending, lol. They talk about Nick and Jessica and Roseanne says she doesn’t even know who they are.
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) comes out wearing this goofy hat and he gives one to Conan. Conan looks REALLY silly. They talk about Samuel L Jackson’s clothes and how he always looks really sharp. He said he’s been trying to get Armani to make him a chocolate brown velvet tuxedo. Conan asks him if anyone calls him Sam. He says all of his friends call him Sam. Conan says what about Sammy? Samuel L Jackson gives him this mean look. He says that is like nails on chalkboard to him. He also says he gets mistaken for Lawrence Fishburn all the time. 
) comes out wearing a hat as a joke. Conan congratulates him on getting married. He says he loves his wife and he doesn’t understand why she married him, he thinks it’s all a hoax. He makes a few jokes about his wedding. Conan asks him if he misses being single. He talks about how it was very weird dating 18, 19 and 20 year olds. He makes a lot of jokes about his sex life and being old. Richard Lewis asks Conan if he is circumcised, Conan gets all tongue-tied, lol. Things get out of control with Richard Lewis shooting out jokes and Conan getting more and more flustered, lol.
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) is on to promote her movie King Kong. She comes out and Jay asks her about a “wardrobe problem” she had. She was supposed to wear a dress that she needed a certain color underwear for and she asked the wardrobe department if they could get her something because she forgot them. Jay held up the panties they got for her, they were these huge granny panties, lol. She ended up wearing a different dress. No bra, big pokage through the dress! They talk about what it was like to film the movie and the special effects. They cut to commercial and Jay put the panties on his hand and made a hand puppet, lol. They come back and Jay asks her how they did the screams for the movie. She said she’d already had some practice in The Ring. She offers to scream for him if he does King Kong. He does and she does a GREAT scream!
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) comes out and they talk about the USO shows that he has done. He’s done 2 and is going to do another next week. He tells a story about how he met Sylvester Stallone and SS told him that he was supposed to go but he didn’t because he thought it was dangerous. Al Franken said “Weren’t you Rambo?”. They talk about his book and he says “It makes a great gift”. He talks about Sean Hannity and says he doesn’t like his show and he doesn’t like him. 
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) comes out and does a twirl and the guys in the audience go wild. They talk about her hair (she’s brunette now). She says she colored it for a movie and that she feels more classy as a brunette. She talks about her younger brother a little bit. She says she doesn’t like him going out because women are manipulative. Jay shows a tape of her on the show when she was 12. They are talking about her driving and how she drove a tractor into a tree, lol. They talk about her tattoos, when she wants to get married and what kind of guy she likes and she flirts with the guys in the audience.
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) comes out wearing a combination uniform of all the services together, it’s hilarious. He talks about going to the mall the day after Thanksgiving and how hard it is to find a parking spot. He goes on a rant about Christmas shopping which is really funny. He says women are easy to buy for, you just buy them shoes. Lindsay Lohan says get them jewelery. Then he said how easy guys are to shop for. What every guy wants for Christmas is ass (they bleeped it). At this point Lindsay Lohan is looking real uncomfortable. Then some guy in the audience shouts what sounds like “I’ll buy you jewelery if you give me some ass”. Now Lindsay Lohan starts getting a little upset, she says “C’mon, my mother is here”!
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) comes out and talks about how big the show is worldwide. He tells about when he was in Ireland and everyone recognized him. Conan says he is very big in Finland, lol. They talk about how he is called the world’s coolest Dad in all the magazines. He says his kids don’t think he is cool at all, lol. He talks about his CD - 
and how he sang on Broadway before he started on TV. Then he sang a song from the CD.
) comes out and talks about what a nerd he was in high school. He says “but who’s laughing now, Shorecrest High School, now I’m a thousand-aire making 5’s of thousands a week”, lol. Then he talks about how the nerds have taken over the world lately. 
) gives Jay a picture that her daughter Stella drew for him. They talk about Thanksgiving, she and her kids are spending the day with her ex, Don Johnson. They talk about her being on the Golden Globes when she was 16 and that her daughter is doing it this year. They talk about her how long she has been married to Antonio Banderos and that she was a horse wrangler for the movie The Mask Of Zorro. She tells about an intruder that they had and Antonio Banderos ran out naked with one of his Zorro swords to chase him away, lol. They talk a bit about motorcycles. Jay offers to teach her how to ride. Then they talk about her new show on WB, she plays an owner of a lingerie company.
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) comes dancing out and Conan walks up to greet him. Wow, he looks really short next to Conan, lol. They talk about him doing his first CD at 13 and then his voice changed so he was worried about losing his contract. He talks about how cool his Grandmom was and that she gave him his first condom “just in case”.
) talks about the holidays and Colin goes off on a comedic rant. They talk about his obsession with reality TV. He says how weird it is and tells about a porn reality show that he watched. He talks about going to Iraq to entertain the troops and how he had no security. He said he didn’t really need it since they told hime to “be careful” in the security briefing, lol.
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