Owen Wilson, Caroline Rhea, the Wallflowers
Posted in Conan O'Brien on October 29th, 2005Original AirDate: July 15, 2005
Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers
He talks about his summer jobs and how he was a runner for a law firm. He said he pretended to be stupid and slow so they wouldn’t have any high expectations and then got mad and quit because he overheard the secrataries making fun of him.
Caroline Rhea (The Perfect Man
She told Conan that whenever he’s doing an interview and it seems to be getting boring he should make a chicken noise to liven it up. We’ll see if he starts doing it.
the Wallflowers (The Wallflowers
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) comes out and says he just got back from Houston. He went down to the Astrodome to do some charity work. He talks about his show Everybody Hates Chris which is about his childhood. He was bussed to an all white school as a kid and this show is about his experience. He said he was like Franklin on Charlie Brown.
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) is on to promote Grey’s Anatomy. She talks about Canada and what it was like growing up Korean in Canada. Her parents are out in the audience and Jay asks if they understand everyhting that’s going on and they smile and wave.
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) comes out and asks Conan does he think they look alike. He says that people always think he looks like Willem Dafoe. They talk about how Denis is in charge of his set, he is the writer, producer, director and actor. Conan tells him he is God and those people have to do whatever he wants.
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) comes out and talks about how busy he is. He talks about flying and how long you have to wait at the airport now because everyone has to take off their shoes because of the shoe bomber. He asks why couldn’t it have been a bra bomber or a thong bomber?
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) comes out VERY pregnant. Since this is a rerun I know she’s gonna “accidently” reveal that her baby is a girl. They talk about her sisters and the advice she is getting from them about being a mother. They talk about her cooking Thanksgiving dinner and how she’s a big Martha Stewart fan. She is going to do an episode of Martha Stewart’s show. 
) comes out and tells about his son going to camp and the final initiation. The counselors make the kids think they are going to brand them. Then one by one they let them in on the joke that they are just putting the brand in the water to make the hissing sound. 
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) comes out and he asks her if she took anything from the set (souvenir) when she left and she said she didn’t but Matthew Perry took a cookie jar with a clock on it for her. Apparently in one of the early shows she had a line “hurry up, we’re late” and she was supposed to point at the clock but there was no clock on the set. So she pointed at the cookie jar with the clock and it became a running joke on the set to point at the cookie jar whenever someone was in a hurry.
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) he talks about how he gets in barfights because people always expect him to be like his movie characters. He also tells about how frugal he is and how he saves stuff so that he can sell it on Ebay later. 
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) comes out and talks about her new house and how she has parties and goes to Costco and buys cheap wine. Jay asks if she buys anything else and she says nothing but alcohol. She says she will be in rehab in a little while (OMG!! it’s just a given now??).
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) comes out and they talk about his kids for awhile. They talk about the differences in growing up and how he was so poor and his kids are so rich. He is playing the new doctor on ER. He says his mom is telling everyone that her son is a doctor. He shows his notes on his hand from today’s shooting (he has all medical terminology written on his hand). 
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) comes out and says he doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs anymore. Hasn’t for a year. Conan asks him about his house being burglarized. Ozzy says he caught the guy himself and he was naked at the time…he was asleep at the time. He shows his smiley face tattoos on his knees.
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) is on to promote her book 
. Earlier in the show Conan had announced that he was wearing a bandaid because he had cut himself shaving. When Kim Cattrall came out she was wearing a bandaid, lol. They talk about her pose on the front of the book (sh’e naked).She says she’s really attracted to “Comedy Nerds”. They talk about how attractive funny men are. Conan says she has a very sexy voice. She says that when they did research for the book that cinnamon buns and pumpkin spice were turnons for men and that baby powder and chocolate were not.
) is a regular on NPR. He recently flew on Hooter’s Airline. Every plane has a pilot, copilot, two flight attendants and two Hooter’s girls, lol. The Hooter’s girls are there to entertain and roam around doing little quiz’s about Hooter’s trivia, etc.